Screw the Devil's Daiquiri

Screw the Devil's Daiquiri

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When womanizer, and possible schizophrenic, John Hazel, is suddenly offered a serious job promotion by the CEO of his company, David Wall, under the condition that John help him kill his wife, John finds himself between a rock and a hard place when Mr. Wall's wife, Victoria Wall, asks John to do the same for her. John, an office temp, photographer and university teaching assistant of philosophy, has more than enough on his post-traumatic, hyperactive mind, without something as absurd as this weighing down on him, not to mention that he is haunted-well, annoyed more than anything-by either the spirits or imaginary spirits of Giovanni Boccaccio, Francois Rabelais and a she-devil named Sabrina. Life does not seem to want to let up on John. Will he make it through this very bizarre time of tribulation, or will he end up behind bars, stone-cold dead, or simply cracking under the weight of it all?He was not going to tell her that she kissed like a whore, after all. ... a€œI could give you such an amazing massage if you were lying face down on your bed.a€ a€œNo, you just want to have sex with me, a€ she said. a€œWho me?a€ he said innocently. a€œ Come on.a€ a€œNo, youa#39;re bad, youa#39;re bad. ... and he told her that, for the most part, he didna#39;t normally use much tongue when he kissed and preferred to just use the lips.


Title:Screw the Devil's Daiquiri
Author: Rayme Michaels
Publisher:Lulu.com - 2014-06-26
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